THE PLOT

Welcome to Smalltown, USA! You know what they say about Smalltown, "It's a great place to live and take a nap." But it's not so great if you happen to be a HOOKER.

In downtown Smalltown there's a lot of competition in the...well...LOVE BUSINESS.

That's why our story begins as a trio of enterprising Ladies Of The Evening have taken their business out of town and into the suburbs. There's way less competition and after all the average suburban John...well...temporary boyfriend doesn't have a whole lot to do, outside of drinking beer and mowing the front lawn.

Seems like a great plan. Until something goes terribly wrong (As it always does. I mean if it didn't there wouldn't be a movie, right?)

The three ambitious courtesans and their "boyfriends" encounter the vile, ill-tempered and excessively butch spirit of a...well...GROCERY STORE BAG BOY!

To find out what happens next just click the link above and check out the previews of HOOKERS IN A HAUNTED HOUSE, The 10th Anniversary Collectors Edition!

Well...what are you waiting for!?